Happiness: Accessable 24 Hours a Day
In order to keep myself from shrieking loudly and then collapsing and writhing on the floor in agony (this agony is derived from being totally insane and/or hormonal/tired/bored/alive), I have to do...
View ArticleTrash the TV
Let's talk about trashy TV and possible theories of why we like it: 1. We secretly want to be trashy and need an outlet to appreciate trashy people. 2. We (not so secretly) hate trashy people and...
View ArticleYou’re Afraid
Today, I noticed someone was sent to my blog by Google (ohhh Google, you're almost as weird as me) with the search "I'm afraid my tall strong wife beats me." First, I want to find this person and give...
View ArticleHow to Be a Musician
Rockstar: 1. Live by one rule and one rule alone: Guitar should not sound melodic. There shouldn't be any real chords like in Beatles or Stones songs, just really scary and loud guitar riffs. And solos...
View Article“Enter Title Here”
So sometimes we all need to laugh. In fact, I kind of HAVE to so I can make it through the day. So here's some joy for your Sunday afternoon. 1. I don't know what this is. But it's French and it's...
View ArticleSociety Told Me Not To
Society: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Me: Shove it! Society has told me (yep, it speaks) that I shouldn't do these things in public: 1. Don't dance down the skywalk. People can see you. It is...
View ArticleMovie Stars and Have You Ever?
I want to live in an old movie. I've watched black and white movies for as long as I can remember. My childhood consisted of regular kids programs like Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street, but it was filled...
View Article“Film” Friday
I haven't done one of these in a while, but consider it your Christmas present. Videos I love so much I want to make them my boyfriend: 1. But I Can Dance! - Natalie Tran I want to be Natalie Tran. I...
View ArticlePhrazes for the Young Album Review
The Strokes’ front man Julian Casablancas released his debut solo album, “Phrazes for the Young” on November 2, 2009. The album’s lyrics focus on post-apocalyptic motifs, while its uncommon blend of...
View ArticleBorn This Way Video: A Review
Gaga, you've outdone yourself. There's a lot to say about this particular video. If you thought Gaga had gone crazy in her Alejandro or Bad Romance videos, you thought wrong. This is Gaga gone crazy....
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